I am the stone that the builder refused. Im the inspiration that lead B.B. King to sing the blues. I am the spark that lights the night so you can tell the difference between your left and your right. I am a supreme mixture of intellect and greatness. Respect my Fresh.
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru)
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic
POPPIN!!!!
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #253: This is the best way to cuddle with me. Ass-naked with your head on my chest and a leg thrown across my torso.
(Source: pangeasgarden)
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